Things Overheard Part II

I'm gittin his ass some Depends and Ensure.

I got about half a toenail and its three times as thick as it should be.

Ma'am, do yall sell buttons?

I've got lead in my pencil and no one to write to.

And they called it Puppy Love...

It's been a hard day's night, and I've been working like a dog. It's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like a log. But when I get home to you, I find the things that you do will make me feel alright.

GIRL POWER

Livvy sleeping on me in the recliner while Auntie Sarah and Layla are deep in conversation. I love times like these.

DYSFUNCTION

Bone Density? Isn't that what Viagra is for?

ONLINE SCRABBLE

Favorite word played by online Scrabble opponent yesterday: SHAT

A WOMB WITH A VIEW

4D - Wow! The last thing I saw in 4D was Shrek at Universal Studios in Orlando. Is a big green ogre and an Eddie Murphyesque donkey in there somewhere with Jackson??? Look at that profile! One-D or four, I think he'sa keeper.

BJism:

Today in the parking lot of Michael's I saw this little Mercedes and from somewhere behind me heard BJ say:

I shit bigger than that!

THE MEDICINE CHEST

The road to recovery is paved with pretty pills, slippery syrups, precious powders, lucious lozenges and kick a$$ Kleenex. Hmmmmmmmmm...a shot of hooch is probably all I really need...

SNIPPETS a.k.a THINGS OVERHEARD

See if you find them as amusing or stupid as I do. I will add several now that I have saved in my phone and will continue to add new ones.


She has so much gas.

That Obama is a fine lookin brotha.

So ya'll liked that KY Intense?

Girl, I'm in the dressing room at Sears censoring myself.

Well, you could always try squeezing it.

She rubs those on me everyday.